Wait, Scion is dead? Why didn't you guys say anything?!?

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02/03/2016 at 15:04 • Filed to: None

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Let’s celebrate with some of their best cars.

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DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Autohaus Derp > RallyWrench
02/03/2016 at 15:10

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Ah, the Scion sBx-5 (Stancebro Experiment 5)


Kinja'd!!! Jdrentarol > Autohaus Derp
02/03/2016 at 15:13

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How is the Aztek rated higher than the Harlequin Golf? I demand to speak with your superior.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Jdrentarol
02/03/2016 at 15:15

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Hi, I am Superior, I didn’t approve of this.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RallyWrench
02/03/2016 at 15:17

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Swing-axle Triumph Scion is best Scion. For me to poop on.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > RallyWrench
02/03/2016 at 15:20

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In other important news that will take people completely by surprise, Rick Santorum is dropping out of the race for president.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > Steve in Manhattan
02/03/2016 at 15:22

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I didn't realize he was still even in the race.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Steve in Manhattan
02/03/2016 at 15:24

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And Rand Paul.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Steve in Manhattan
02/03/2016 at 15:24

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He won Iowa in 2012 FYI


Kinja'd!!! Jdrentarol > Autohaus Derp
02/03/2016 at 15:25

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Pretty sure that’s a Miata....


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Steve in Manhattan
02/03/2016 at 15:35

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I am shocked. SHOCKED, I say. How could we possibly have seen this coming? We could not.


Kinja'd!!! Autohaus Derp > Jdrentarol
02/03/2016 at 15:40

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Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Jack Does Cars
02/03/2016 at 15:42

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Yes he did, but then he lost that national election to Barack ... oh wait.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Steve in Manhattan
02/03/2016 at 15:45

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Rick Santorum is actually the president, wake up sheeple.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Jdrentarol
02/03/2016 at 15:46

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I’ve just spoken with my superior, and it has offered this wisdom: Numbers are an arbitrary human construct, invented to impose order upon things which yearn to run free. Pay them no heed either here or in life, and you will find balance.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > RallyWrench
02/03/2016 at 16:02

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Honestly - I understand Lexus and Infiniti - in the U.S., for instance, you can’t sell an NSX as a Honda. But with Scion, any of the offerings would have risen or fallen on their own merits even if badged as a Toyota. If they built it, people would have come.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > RallyWrench
02/03/2016 at 16:27

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Pronounced “ sillon ” in Spanish


Kinja'd!!! RX > Autohaus Derp
02/03/2016 at 16:45

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Why am I strangely attracted to a stanced Miata?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > RallyWrench
02/03/2016 at 18:34

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That Camry liftback is dope!


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/03/2016 at 18:53

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They should still make 5-door Camrys, no question.